Random things in the past weeks

Some witty/funny remarks from XH (in her exact words):

Scenario 1:

We were waiting for the train at the MRT platform.
XH (in sudden earnest thoughts, then pointed to the lift next to her) : Lift spoiled...
Me and papa (turned to her direction and indeed we saw a sign that says " Lift under repair". Our eyes wide in amazement) : Ya, lift spoilt :O

Scenario 2:

XH: Mummy, come! I do massage. You lie down. Then she proceed to push me down onto the bed.
Me: Ah, you do massage for me?

XH: I do massage for you (with her tiny hands patting and stroking my back).

Me: Emm... so nice...

XH: Nice? You sleeping ah?

Me: (pretend to be sleeping) yes...

XH: (paused for a while) i stand...and she stepped on my back and jerked around happily.

Me: Aiyo....no...

XH: She lost her balance and fell onto the bed, and she giggled away almost instantly.

Scenario 3:

Me: How old are you?
XH: (full of zeal) 2 year old, 2 year old!
Me: What is your name?

XH: Nei Pu Pu, haha...

Me: -_-

Scenario 4:
Me: Now, you count after me. Yi, er, san...si, wu, liu...qi, ba jiu... shi (1-10 in chinese)

XH: Yiii, er, san...wu, ba, jiu...shhhhi! Hahaha!* Breaks out in madcap laughter*

Scenario 5:

We were out in the shopping centre. XH came face to face with another girl of about her same age. Both were looking at each other silently.
XH: (Went closer and closer to the girl and finally she broke the silent and spoke softly,) Tan Xin Hui...

Me (in my thoughts): She wanted to introduce herself. So cute. :)

Scenario 6:
Papa: If you still don't want to sleep, the police uncle will come. (Then he pretends to be the police uncle and knocks on the bedroom door). *Knock, Knock*
XH: (Glanced out of the ajar door). No police uncle, that one papa lar!
Papa and Me: :O

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I presume that all toddlers will develop an affinity for animals at some point of time and will probably have a favourite animal of their own. Well, XH i thought for once fall under the "non-conventional" category since she doesn't seem to like any animals, be it soft toys or others. But recently, she has developed a liking for a soft toy tiger which we bought for only $2 at a pasah malem during chinese new year. Everything that she does, she includes the tiger in. When she eats her cereal or porridge, she feeds the tiger. When she drinks milk and water, she feeds it. Even when she bathes, she wants to bathe the tiger too (of course i stopped her). Inevitably she must sleep with the tiger every night. And she insists on taking a photo with the tiger daily before bedtime. Haha... Here is a picture of her and her favourite tiger of now.